Kayla the Cactus - No watering required, because this relationship isn’t growing anyway!

Have you ever fallen for someone… only to realise they’re emotionally unavailable, covered in spikes, and mostly interested in their phone?

Introducing the KAYLA THE CACTUS!

The only companion guaranteed to prick you if you get too close.

You think you’re in a real relationship with her, but she’s just in her phone and you are just a pose.

Sound familiar?

That’s because the Kayla the Cactus delivers 100% authentic emotional distance every single time.

FEATURES INCLUDE:

• Stunning desert-green finish
• Realistic “don’t touch me” spikes
• Low emotional availability
• Zero eye contact
• Perfect for decorative disappointment

And best of all — no watering required, because this relationship isn’t growing anyway!

KAYLA THE CACTUS
Guaranteed to prick you if you get too close.

Details:
Vinyl topper: 10cm x 4.6cm x 4.4cm
Shelf trinket: 10cm x 4.6cm x 4.4cm
Large Kayla: 20cm x 9.3cm x 8.9cm

Shipping and handling:
Shipping will be calculated at checkout.