PET ROCK™ — FRIENDS4EVER EDITION

Are you tired of high-maintenance pets? Sick of feeding, walking, grooming, and emotional responsibility? WELL NOT ANYMORE!

Introducing the Pet Rock™ — Friends4Ever Edition — the only companion that’s always there, always loyal, and never needs to go outside during a thunderstorm.

That’s right — this premium, hand-selected rock comes with its own Friendship Bracelet and adoption certificate because even rocks deserve meaningful relationships.

Just look at these incredible features:

• No feeding required
• No shedding
• No vet bills
• No training needed
• 100% judgement-free companionship
• Looks amazing on shelves, desks, and ceremonial podiums

And unlike ordinary pets, the Pet Rock™ thrives on absolutely nothing. That’s right — nothing. Zero maintenance. Infinite vibes.

But wait — there’s more!

Each Pet Rock™ comes styled with a FRIENDS4EVER bracelet, symbolising unbreakable bonds, emotional stability, and the quiet confidence of geological time.

Perfect for:

• Friendship gifts
• Desk companions
• Collectors
• Existential comfort
• People who already have too many responsibilities

The Pet Rock™ — Friends4Ever Edition:
Because sometimes the most reliable friend… is sedimentary.

Details:
Size: 12cm x 12cm x 7.4cm
If you want a custom bracelet, including 'Just Married' or 'Fuck You Forever', let us know in the order notes <3

Shipping and handling:
Shipping will be calculated at checkout.